Fizzbert Sipwhisker

Fizzbert boasts ten times the caffeine of any average cola, and is constantly brainstorming ways to dominate the beverage world. He'd often quip, "Sleep? Who needs it!?" And to anyone brave enough to sip him after 8pm, they'd soon find out exactly what he meant. Let's just say, sleepovers at Fizzbert's are an effervescent experience!