Sir Beefington

The embodiment of sophistication and meaty pride, don't you dare call him a Hamburger! "Hamburger? HAMBURGER? I am 100% prime beef, you uncultured crumbs!" he'd exclaim in outrage. "It's Sir Beefington to you!" And with a huff, he'd stroll off, leaving a trail of ketchup behind, reminding everyone that even the beefiest among us have their saucy vulnerabilities.