Rollo

While most footballs' dread the start of the season, fearing the thud of aggressive boots, Rollo anticipates it with glee. To him, every kick is a thrilling joyride, like a roller coaster for round objects. "It's all about perspective," he'd say. "Why get deflated about life when you can bounce around and enjoy the ride?" He's not just full of air; he's full of optimism too!